SNL: Really!?! Governor Blagojevich

Iraqi Man Throws Shoes at Bush

Pretty good reflexes by President Bush here… Based on those ducking reflexes, I don’t believe this is the first shoe ever thrown at President Bush. Am I right, Laura? I can’t believe the Daily Show won’t be on until January.

From CNN:

A man identified as an Iraqi journalist threw shoes at — but missed — President Bush during a news conference Sunday evening in Baghdad, where Bush was making a farewell visit.

The shoe-thrower — identified as Muntadhar al-Zaidi, an Iraqi journalist with Egypt-based al-Baghdadia television network — could be heard yelling in Arabic: “This is a farewell … you dog!”

While pinned on the ground by security personnel, he screamed: “You killed the Iraqis!”

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Michael Phelps on Colbert

He even seems overly competitive in this interview. I wouldn’t want to play a board game with Phelps. You might get the Parcheesi board thrown at your head.

McCain on Letterman: "I Don’t Want to Talk about the Bleeping Campaign"

Hope to have the full interview posted later today.

Daily Show: Holiday Wrap-Up

The Daily Show is going away until the start of next year. Happy Christmas!

Trailer: Terminator: ‘Salvation’

I’ve never watched an entire Terminator movie, so I’ve got no business saying “Hey, this looks good!” but I will anyway. Plus, you can’t beat Christian Bale.

Daily Beast: Who Said It? Tony Soprano or Rod Rod Blagojevich?

The Daily Beast tests your knowledge of the Sopranos and the Blagojevich indictment:

Hands on buzzers: One’s a trash-talking thug trying to stay one step ahead of the law. The other was played by James Gandolfini. Can you identify the speaker of the ten quotes below?

1. “Unless I get something real good…shit, I’ll just send myself, you know what I’m saying.”

2. “What the fuck am I, a toxic person or something?”

3. “Log off, that “cookies” shit makes me nervous!”

4. “They’re not willing to give me anything except appreciation. Fuck them.”

5. “You got no fuckin’ idea what it’s like to be number one. Every decision you make affects every facet of every other fucking thing.”

6. “I’ve got this thing and it’s fucking golden, and I’m just not giving it up for fuckin’ nothing. I’m not gonna do it. And I can always use it. I can parachute me there.”

7. “That motherfucker’s full of shit. He’s shaking me down.”

8. “Our recommendation is fire all those fucking people, get ‘em the fuck out of there…”

9. “I could have made a larger announcement but wanted to see how they perform by the end of the year. If they don’t perform, fuck ‘em.”

10. “Jesus Christ! The money I’ve been dropping in here, I could’ve bought a fuckin’ Ferrari.”

Answers:
Tony Soprano: 2, 3, 5, 7, 10
Governor Blagojevich: 1, 4, 6, 8, 9

Maybe HBO can give us a new spin-off series: Tony Soprano gets elected Governor of Illinois. Carm then asks Tony to get her appointed to a corporate board because she says she has a background in real estate and appraisals. Oh, wait, that’s Blagojevich’s wife who allegedly said that. Next we’ll find out that Blagojevich’s daughters are trying to become doctors and his sister, a gay rights activist, is trying to shake him down for money.

Daily Show: Jason Jones’ Revealing Interview with Blagojevich

Daily Show: Rod Blagojevich’s Troubles

Stewart on 50% of the last 8 Governors of Illinois ending up in jail: 50% of all Illinois Governors end up in jail. For God’s sake, did you know, this is true, that only 48% of the people who commit murder end up in jail for their crime. You are more likely to end up in jail if you become the Governor of Illinois than if you become a murderer.

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