Daily Show: Hate Hannity Hotline
Daily Show: Holder Confirmation Hearings
Yucky test
If you’re not interested in gross pregnancy stuff, stop reading and check back after lunch. Right now I’m at the doctor’s office having had to drink the worst drink I’ve ever had. Actually it’s not the worst I’ve ever had as I had to drink it during my last pregnancy. Imagine the most sugary drink you can. Take orange crush for instance. Now, take out the carbonation, dump two more cups of sugar in it and then chug 12oz in five minutes. Then, you get to wait an hour so they can draw your blood. (Which is cruel if you have a fear of needles and have to wait an HOUR to get it over with)
This is all to find out if you have gestational diabetes. Either that or it’s a new torture technique being tried by the Obama administration.
Dumb Criminals Run Into Pole
Bret and Jemaine would appreciate this one I think. These guys were apparently running away from a New Zealand courthouse when they decided to run on opposite sides of a pole, forgetting they were handcuffed together. Needless to say, they were captured.
Paul McCartney on Colbert Report
Daily Show: Stim City
Updating Site
Working on the new site. Obviously, you can see the new look. We’ll see what else you can do as the days go by…
Obama to DC: "Toughen Up!"
President Obama went out of his way to make fun of Washington DC for canceling school because of “some ice.” From the Huffington Post:
At a meeting in the Roosevelt Room with business leaders to discuss the economy, President Obama asked to make an unrelated comment — on the weather.“My children’s school was canceled today, because of what? Some ice,” Obama said, and all at the table started laughing.
“As my children pointed out, in Chicago school is never canceled,” he continued. He said that in their old hometown, “you’d go outside for recess in weather like this. You wouldn’t even stay indoors.”
The President said he would have to bring “some flinty Chicago toughness” to Washington.
Asked if he was calling Washingtonians wimps, Obama responded: “I’m saying that when it comes to the weather, folks in Washington don’t seem to be able to handle things.”
More on topic, President Obama said he is “confident” the stimulus package will pass.
Paul McCartney on Colbert Report
Wednesday night Paul McCartney will go on the Colbert Report. He has a new album to promote! You can see him tonight at 11:30 ET.
Colbert: Al Arabiya Kidnaps Obama
