World’s Meanest Soccer Player

I know we can all get a little rough on the soccer field from time to time. I once told a girl, after a particularly harsh slide tackle (although, she may just have sucked and not known how to do a tackle. some people maintain it was clean. I digress) that if she ever touched me again I would kill her. No one prosecuted me, nor did I get a yellow card. There was also the time my entire family, minus my red headed brother, almost got in a fight with the other goalie…. Not that we’re violent people! If, however, I was to engage in any of the things this Elizabeth Lambert did during New Mexico’s game against BYU I should be banned from the sport. And no, her actions aren’t justified just because she was beating up Mormons.