KU to face Intramural Frat Team
Posted by dpolitico on March 19, 2010 · View Comments
I mean really. Look at them. Here is where I break the cardinal rule and doom KU to a second round exit by mocking their upcoming opponent. But I can’t help it.
Northern Iowa, aka, the Sigma Chi Frat Intramural team, is KU’s next opponent in the NCAA tournament. And they are one of those teams. You get to the gym and you look at them and you think, we can beat these guys. Look how fat they are! They’ve never seen a weight room in their life. Plus, they’re Fratters, aka privileged kids who like to wear South Carolina Game “Cock” hats who think they can play but can’t. This will be easy.
The next thing you know, you’ve just watched their little fat guard rain three threes over you and their fat forward shove your “athletic” center out of bounds so he can dunk on him. Yep, it could be tricky.
I’m just going to hope that somewhere along the way KU realizes that they can run circles around these guys, literally. KU went all anti-Glenn Beck on the Patriot League’s Lehigh last night (though it took them 3/4 of the game to do it) so I’m hoping they can go all GDI on Northern Iowa Saturday. If not, I’ll be swearing about those damn, fat, Fratters.
