Santorum. Yuck. Or How to make the GOP love Romney without really trying.
Rick Santorum. Huh. Don’t like it. I knew we could count on the Iowa caucuses to give us a result that will have little to no real value when it comes to nominating the Republican Presidential candidate. What it does emphasize is that while no one likes Romney, they’re still going to give him the nomination anyway. He did after all manage to win in Iowa. Sure, Santorum will play the role of Mike Huckabee to Romney’s John McCain,... [Read More...]
Why Iowa Doesn’t Matter
With Ron Paul holding the current lead in the latest polling out of Iowa, it has once again become very clear why Iowa doesn’t matter. The GOP candidates have covered every corner of the state preparing for next week’s caucuses and all that effort will result in one thing: a winner who will not get the Republican nomination. Just ask Mike Huckabee. Or Bob Dole. Or George H.W. Bush. With the exception of a George W. Bush win in 2000,... [Read More...]
Sarah Palin, Juror
Sarah Palin, Time Traveler extraordinaire, is taking a break from her historic trip through time because she’s been called for jury duty. Sarah says, “The next leg of the tour continues when the time comes.” I imagine the time will come when she drops out of the slow news cycle. We checked with the court clerk in Anchorage and she was able to provide us with the transcript from jury selection*: Attorney: I’d like to speak... [Read More...]
Sarah Palin, Time Traveler – Chapter Two
Sarah Palin Time Traveler Chapter Two October 28, 1886. A steamer pulls up to Bedlow’s Island. It is 7 o’clock in the morning. A small crowd of men and women depart from the steamer, heading towards a brand new statue. Today, the Statue of Liberty is going to be unveiled to the world. The crowd mingles for a light lunch after inspecting that everything is okay. The statue is fine. One woman, Mrs. Clarence Carey even decides to climb... [Read More...]
Sarah Palin: Time Traveler
Sarah Palin: Time Traveler Rewriting History One Event at a Time Chapter One A lone rider on horseback hurries down the road, cloaked in the darkness of midnight. His is a ride fraught with danger. His mission: to warn John Hancock and John Adams that a force of British soldiers is coming to arrest them. A constant tapping at his soldier causes his anxiety and irritation to grow exponentially. Finally, in a fit of anger he turns to the woman riding... [Read More...]
The best 2012 GOP candidates the party’s overlooked
Susana Martinez Governor of New Mexico She’s only been Governor since 2010 but we all know that really means nothing. Senator Barack Obama had only served two years in the United States Senate before being elected President. Prior to holding office as Governor, Ms. Martinez was elected four times as a district attorney. She’s tough on crime, illegal aliens, pro-life, endorsed by Sarah Palin, and wants limited government. ... [Read More...]
I’m back
I’ve been gone for a very long time as time goes in the blogosphere. I’ve just been a bit disgusted with things and put off by things and rattled by things and irritated by things until I finally decided that maybe I should get back to writing about all of those things. Read More →
Palin’s War Against Dessert Death Panels
Sarah Palin is all about fighting big government. She wants them out of our lives (unless you’re a woman who wants an abortion. then she wants government to tell you what to do). She’s sick and doggone tired of them being all up on our backs and stuff. Here she is bitching on her new reality show about Michelle Obama’s program for kids that promotes alternatives to desert: According to CNN Palin keeps harping against dessert... [Read More...]
The Dawn of the Same Old Era
Does the House GOP Leadership actually expect us to believe that they will somehow create change we can believe in despite being totally unable to articulate and carryout a vision in the previous two years? The fact that there’s a huge split in the GOP leadership between Palin’s camp, the Tea Partiers, and traditional GOPers (whom I think still exist in the form of Jerry Moran) leads me to believe that it’s even less likely they’ll... [Read More...]
Quote of the Day
Jon Stewart on Bill Clinton’s efforts to get Kendrick Meeks to drop out of Florida’s three-way Senate Race: Historical note: first time Bill Clinton has ever tried to talk someone out of a three-way. Read More →
