Daily Show: Glenn Beck’s Doubts
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
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Daily Show: Glenn Beck has to decide how much he trusts his government before getting the swine flu vaccine.
Daily Show: Queer and Loathing in D.C.
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Daily Show: Fox News ignores the gay rights march in D.C., but finds an empty sidewalk after the New Jersey “Obama song” protest worthy of live coverage.
Daily Show: Obama’s Nobel Suprize
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
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Daily Show: Barack Obama’s critics don’t think he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, but he proves them wrong by bombing the moon.
Daily Show: CNN Fact Checking Gone Awry
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
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Daily Show blasts CNN for “leaving it there” when it comes to asking the hard questions. And we’re just going to have to leave it there.
Best Line: Stewart on CNN fact-checking an SNL skit about Obama: “While you were doing research did you also discover that sharks live in water and don’t deliver candygrams? That there’s no African-American equivalent of Mr. Rogers? And that the majority of boxes do not have dicks in them? Did you find that out? Were you able to look into that?”
Daily Show: The Gay After Tomorrow
Jon Stewart slams Obama for not getting rid of “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” piling on to the growing chorus of liberal voices unhappy with Obama’s inability to affect the social change for which he was elected. I have never seen a bigger mandate wasted than the one Obama is sitting on. He’s in real danger of the “Do Nothing” label sticking to him for good.
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
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Daily Show: Barack Obama says he has too much on his plate to revoke the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy, so it’s time for him to chow down.
Stewart to Obama: I know that you have a lot on your desk plate. But as a thin man who smokes, you may not understand the concept. All that stuff you’ve been putting on your plate? It’s f-ing show time, brother! That’s how you get things off of your plate! Now, I know you’re a man of letters. You’ve probably never been on a cruise, but you should see the amount of shit people can put on what are very average size plates. Now, after going back four or five times they might say to themselves, “I feel terrible now.” But you know what? You’re the one who went on that cruise! You’re the one that asked for seconds, thirds, fourths, finish your own fucking plate! I gotta tell you, in the cornucopia of sliced meats, shrimp, block cheese and Waldorf salad, “don’t ask don’t tell” is maybe a little bit of rice pudding right over there on the side. You can finish that before you even get back to your table. Remeber, you’re the President of America. When you’re plate gets too full, you get up and get a bigger plate, mister!
Daily Show: Reform Madness
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
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Daily Show: Conservatives scream so loud against Obama’s health care reform that they drown out the Democrats’ incoherence.
Best Line: Everybody was townhall fighting! Those cats were talking about legislation!
Daily Show: Hillary in the Congo
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
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Jon Stewart discusses “CrankyPants Suit” and her anger at a Congolese native over his question during an interview session. As Stewart says, “Can the Clintons do anything without it being reduced to a ‘Real Housewives’ episode?”
Daily Show: Healthraiser
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
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Republican scare tactics filter into the real debate on health care reform, taking their toll on President Obama’s sales pitch.
Daily Show: Baracknophobia Returns
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
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Sean Hannity says: “[Obama is] literally ripping apart the foundation of the America we knew and grew up in.” To which Stewart replies, “I think that’s because the America you knew and grew up in was segregated.”
Daily Show: Goodbye Sarah!
Stewart’s best line referencing Palin’s comment about attacks on her hunting wolves from airplanes where she says “Hollywood needs to know, we eat therefore we hunt!” Says Stewart: “Yeah, Hollywood, all you hypocrites at home happy to eat your frozen wolf patties without ever wondering where they come from. Well guess what f******, they’re shot from airplanes for you!”
