Gross New Senator Offers Daughters to Public
I am firmly convinced that somehow we have all begun to live in Bizarro World. My proof? First, The “Kennedy” seat in Massachusetts has gone to this guy:
Second? I agree with Glenn Beck. Yes, I just vomited a bit. Beck says of Brown offering his daughters up as “available” to “any one out there in the country watching” –
I want a chastity belt on this man. I want his every move watched in Washington. I don’t trust this guy. This one could end with a dead intern. I’m just saying. It could end with a dead intern.
Daily Show: Glenn Beck’s Doubts
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Daily Show: Glenn Beck has to decide how much he trusts his government before getting the swine flu vaccine.
Daily Show: Glenn Beck Urges Attack on America
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Yes, a guest on Glenn Beck actually suggested that the best thing that could happen to get Americans to care about the security of their country is to have Osama Bin Laden detonate a nuclear weapon in the United States. Stewart ripped them for saying this, and Beck for agreeing with it.
Colbert: Tax Atax and Glenn Beck
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Glenn Beck holds his tea party in the only location that makes sense: the Alamo.
Colbert: “Yes, that does really REALLY make sense. So few remember that the Boston Tea Party began when George Washington and his ragtag troop of Union soldiers holed up in the Alamo surrounded by Nazis. Luckily, before Napoleon could bring in his Terminator reinforcements, Hannibal saved the patriot army with his elite corp of elephant men. To this very day we still rally around the cry, ‘Remember the Ewoks!’ For what it’s worth, I would like to throw my support to this grass roots effort by FOX News Corporation. I certainly hope that this occupation of the Alamo goes just as well as the last one.”
Colbert Takes on Glenn Beck
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Colbert destroys Beck’s 9-12 Project and starts his own, the 10-31 project. You can find out more about Colbert’s version HERE.
From the Huffington Post:
Stephen Colbert ripped apart Fox News host (and New York Times cover boy) Glenn Beck Tuesday night, mocking his 9-12 project, meant to conjure the spirit of compassion and camaraderie Americans felt on September 12, 2001.
“We weren’t told how to behave that day after 9/11, we just knew,” Beck says to describe the project. “It was right, it was the opposite of what we feel today. Are you ready to be the person you were that day after 9/11, on 9/12?”
“Ready!” Colbert shouted, decked out in a gas mask, holding a gun, and wearing adult diapers.
Colbert then used a classic “Daily Show,” exposing the hypocrisy of Beck’s 9-12 project by highlighting comments he made on September 9, 2005.
“This is horrible to say, and I wonder if I’m alone in this,” Beck said on his radio program that day, “you know it took me about a year to start hating the 9/11 victims’ families? I don’t hate all of them. I hate probably about 10 of them. But when I see a 9-11 victim family on television, or whatever, I’m just like, ‘Oh, shut up!’ I’m so sick of them because they’re always complaining. And we did our best for them.”
“The 9-12 project is not for families directly affected by 9/11, just people building their careers on it,” Colbert said.
Colbert went on to mock Beck’s now infamous tendency to cry, and to launch his own “democratic experiment, the 10-31 project.”
“It will be scare and balanced!” he joked.
Daily Show: IndigNation ‘09 – The Enragening
Daily Show: Protestors attempt to “teabag” the White House, Jon blames the media, and Glenn Beck cries.
