Daily Show: Healthraiser
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
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Republican scare tactics filter into the real debate on health care reform, taking their toll on President Obama’s sales pitch.
Daily Show: Baracknophobia Returns
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| So You Think You Can Douche | ||||
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Sean Hannity says: “[Obama is] literally ripping apart the foundation of the America we knew and grew up in.” To which Stewart replies, “I think that’s because the America you knew and grew up in was segregated.”
Daily Show: Goodbye Sarah!
Stewart’s best line referencing Palin’s comment about attacks on her hunting wolves from airplanes where she says “Hollywood needs to know, we eat therefore we hunt!” Says Stewart: “Yeah, Hollywood, all you hypocrites at home happy to eat your frozen wolf patties without ever wondering where they come from. Well guess what f******, they’re shot from airplanes for you!”
Daily Show: Glenn Beck Urges Attack on America
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| Osama bin Laden Needs to Attack America | ||||
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Yes, a guest on Glenn Beck actually suggested that the best thing that could happen to get Americans to care about the security of their country is to have Osama Bin Laden detonate a nuclear weapon in the United States. Stewart ripped them for saying this, and Beck for agreeing with it.
Daily Show: Goldman Sachs’ Surprise Profits
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Daily Show: With Goldman Sachs’ surprise profits, you’d think the treasury secretary that designed the bailout used to be the CEO.
Daily Show: Tempest in a Tea Party
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| Tempest in a Tea Party | ||||
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Daily Show: Americans buy one million teabags to protest wasteful spending.
Daily Show: America, F*** Yeah!
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| The Buc Stops Here | ||||
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Daily Show: Richard Phillips becomes America’s newest hero after pirates attack his freighter.
Daily Show: 00Bama – International Man of History
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| 00Bama – International Man of History | ||||
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Daily Show: Barack Obama will rid the world of nuclear weapons and make vegetables taste like ice cream. (Don’t miss the Superman reference at the end).
Daily Show: Baracknophobia: FOX News Freaks Out
This is a must watch.
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | M – Th 11p / 10c | |||
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Only Stewart can summarize the freak out of FOX News/Far Right Republicans:
When Barack Obama ran for President he campaigned on a platform that included affordable health care, raising taxes on those making $250,000 a year or more, pulling back from Iraq, reasserting ourselves in Afghanistan, a major investment in energy technologies and education. And since being elected he has moved, sometimes with speed, sometimes with caution in those directions. Or, to put it another way…
[All the FOX News people say tyranny and facism is coming]
So not only is Obama a total pussy who’s going to let Europe run roughshod over us, he’s also an ironfisted tyrant who will crush anyone who doesn’t bend to his will. Things have gotten so bad, well, I’ll let them tell you…
[FOX News pundit complains that since Obama has been elected St. Patrick's Day at his kid's school is now called Potato Day]
Okay, two things. A, I don’t think that request is coming from Obama himself and B, I’m not Irish, but I’m not sure Potato Day is more politically correct than St. Patrick’s Day. I think it might be worse. By the way, also at that school you’re no longer allowed to say Merry Christmas. Now you have to say, “How do you like them apples, Jew boy!
So Government’s taking over our schools, our corporations, our health care, our personal liberties. Scary! And while President Bush was the one who started the bailouts, nationalized an insurance company, added a 17 trillion dollar prescription drug entitlement program, had a government mandated school initiative literally called “No Child Left Behind”, wiretapped citizen’s without warrants, created secret internment camps in international waters behind the reach of our justice system, allowed his Vice President to live in a netherworld between the executive and the legislative branch where his house did not exist on Google Earth, only now with the advent of “Potato Day” has tyranny come to our shores.
[Hannity says we're going to fight for our freedom against tyranny]
Yes, tyranny, aka our democratically elected President.
I think you might be confusing tyranny with losing. And I feel for you because I’ve been there. A few times, in fact one of them was a bit of a nail biter. But see, when the guy you disagree with gets elected he’s probably going to do things you disagree with. He could cut taxes on the wealthy, remove government’s oversight capability, invade a country you thought should not be invaded, but that’s not tyranny. That’s democracy. See, now you’re in the minority. It’s supposed to taste like a s*** taco. And by the way, if I remember correctly, when disagreement was expressed about that President’s actions when y’all were in power I believe the response was, “Why do you hate America? Watch what you say. Love it or leave it. Suck on my truck nuts.” For godssakes guys, you’ve been out of power for ten f****** weeks! That’s nothing. You’ve got a mid-term election in 20 months. Pace your rage.
Daily Show: Queer Eye for the Hawkeye
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| Queer Eye for the Hawkeye | ||||
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Daily Show: Iowa is now officially more progressive than California.
