DraftBachmann.com offers us reminders on why she’d be a great choice for Governor of Minnesota (if you happen to write for a late night talk show):

From the Huffington Post:

The website urges people to pick a Fourth of July e-card to send out to friends and family. Each of the cards exhibits a prime Bachmann quotation.

Michelle Bachmann on global warming:
“…it’s all voodoo, nonsense, hokum, a hoax.”

Michelle Bachmann on common sense job creation:
“Literally, if we took away the minimum wage… we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.”

Michelle Bachmann on Barack Obama:
“I’m very concerned that [Barack Obama] may have anti-American views.”

Michelle Bachmann on science:
“Where do we say that a cell became a blade of grass, which became a starfish, which became a cat, which became a donkey, which became a human being? There’s a real lack of evidence from change from actual species to a different type of species. That’s where it’s difficult to prove.”

Michelle Bachmann on setting life goals:
“My number one goal is to not go to jail.”

Michelle Bachmann on Congress:
“I wish the American media would take a great look at the views of the people in Congress and find out, are they pro-American or anti-American.”

Maybe she could give Palin a run for her money in 2012 and name Missouri Rep. Cynthia Davis her Vice Presidential candidate. I would love to hear their ideas to turn the country around. Just think, someone worse than Palin…. Hard to believe, huh?

Colbert helps put the GOP’s current obsession with hip hop culture into perspective. Michelle Bachmann added, “You be da man!“