DraftBachmann.com offers us reminders on why she’d be a great choice for Governor of Minnesota (if you happen to write for a late night talk show):

From the Huffington Post:

The website urges people to pick a Fourth of July e-card to send out to friends and family. Each of the cards exhibits a prime Bachmann quotation.

Michelle Bachmann on global warming:
“…it’s all voodoo, nonsense, hokum, a hoax.”

Michelle Bachmann on common sense job creation:
“Literally, if we took away the minimum wage… we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.”

Michelle Bachmann on Barack Obama:
“I’m very concerned that [Barack Obama] may have anti-American views.”

Michelle Bachmann on science:
“Where do we say that a cell became a blade of grass, which became a starfish, which became a cat, which became a donkey, which became a human being? There’s a real lack of evidence from change from actual species to a different type of species. That’s where it’s difficult to prove.”

Michelle Bachmann on setting life goals:
“My number one goal is to not go to jail.”

Michelle Bachmann on Congress:
“I wish the American media would take a great look at the views of the people in Congress and find out, are they pro-American or anti-American.”

Maybe she could give Palin a run for her money in 2012 and name Missouri Rep. Cynthia Davis her Vice Presidential candidate. I would love to hear their ideas to turn the country around. Just think, someone worse than Palin…. Hard to believe, huh?